Chicago Illinois US (b.1974) I'm inspired by four-legged animals, public transportation, urban loneliness, suburban desolation, greed, faith, tacos and the constant, overwhelming feeling that everything is right in the world.

Turn-ons: Grammar, manners, manors, mayors, mayonnaise, and jet skis.

Turn offs: People who enunciate, long pasta.

"David Rettker has adequate skills as a painter and a dense yet sophisticated beard."
-Beard Fancy™, May 2007, Volume 66 (v 5.1) Copyright © 2007 by Holdexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.